"..All The Go Inbetweens"

I am becomming irritated with the camera that's passed down to me.
It's about 3 times or 4, or could possibly be 5 times my age.
So where you think i might get the batteries from?! I mean, don't mind the film.
Other than the great annoyance from this old camera, i've not been in school for 2 days.
Simply because i have "sore eyes". First it was suppose to be a big joke in school for me to leave early. But than the doctor told me i really had sore eyes. Ha ha ha. I really laughed there and then in the clinic. So i walked out and i told my mum that i actually didn't have sore eyes.
But she didn't believe me, and insisted i was sick.. So here i am now at home, searching for something to do. I got up early and even volunteered to do the dishes. but cleeeearly it's 11.24 in the morning, and the only person that would be eating is.... me.

Should i be a couch potato, flipping through the channels
or a complete pig, sleeping the whole day
or also a pig..but eating instead. i need motivation...
Please god, answer my cry.